What's Wrong with This Picture?

Wednesday, June 23, 2010



Well, a lot of things:

1. Justin Bieber uncannily resembles a pasty midget.
2. Neck scarves are for people who actually have necks.
3. Miley Cyrus is wearing the Nike sweatbands I was going to buy for tennis. You know, the kind meant for an actual sport, not parading around stage sans culottes.

Then I came across this:


Peep-toe zippered booties, striped midcalf socks, metallic dolphin shorts, a cutout mesh leotard, and a white feather headband are not meant to be worn in public, let alone simultaneously.

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