SATC 2 Takes the Sahara by Storm
Saturday, June 05, 2010
I'm not sure what to think about a bunch of middle-aged women wearing six-inch stilettos and sparkly turbans in the Middle East. You'd have to be mentally handicapped to tread through the vast Sahara wearing this:
SJP & Co. stride coolly out of the dunes like catwalk models.
Not to mention they would be sweltering in their multiple layers, considering that desert temperatures can rise to over 130 degrees. And a conveniently placed palm tree? No way. You'd be lucky to find an occasional cactus.
I'm also not sure what to think about this:
I understand, SJP, that you have issues with being 5'3", but the bird's nest atop your head isn't deceiving anyone. On second thought, it kind of balances out your shroom-cloud dress. It also eerily reminds me of Snooki's bouffant, which adds an estimated 5" to her 4'8" frame (not that I watch Jersey shore, of course).
Kristin, on the other hand, knows how to dress for her body type. Although it's a bit Taylor-Swift-y, at least it doesn't involve oversized headgear and 9 million yards of fabric. What's more interesting is the girl in the background, who is blatantly picking her nose. Or the guy with his arms crossed, who is unabashedly expressing his approval for Kristin's, um, dress.
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