However, fear not, motorcycle-chic lovers, for the Helmut Lang denim collection is for you:

My first thought was that they should have stuck with the same model for both collections. Then I realized that it was, in fact, the same model, just with an unfortunate ramen-noodle hairdo. Other than that, the collection was fabulously hardcore. The asymmetrical cotton tees and rounded-hem chambray shirts had just the right amount of slouch to appear effortlessly breezy without looking preggers. Stovepipe jeans were so skintight that they looked like they might require an amputation. When combined with platform ankle boots, the proportions worked flawlessly - billowy on top, fitted through the leg, and grounded with the chunkiness of leather wedges. Even for a brand whose middle name is cool, this collection was uncompromisingly tough and defiantly fierce.