Another Awkward Cover, Featuring Jessica Hart
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Dear Jessica Hart,
You are gorgeous, but there are several things wrong with this cover.
1. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to sit with your legs wide apart while wearing a dress?
2. Why is your hand awkwardly dangling near your crotch?
4. The flower bouquet shawl is not working.
5. Why is your name under your armpit?
6. The scarf-as-top does not photograph well from this angle.
7. And finally, this is the kind of dress that only looks good when posed like this:
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